Can hans niemann be using brain implants?

HN was never actually at the tournament at all. What was present was a robot double. HN was sat at home, comfortable, playing on his computer and relaying the moves to his robotic double.

I know this is 100% true, because I was there, sharing a few beers with him.

It was reported long ago that Elvis was on the moon... well, let me tell you this, he was there too. Elvis was in the room! He got a bit angry because he spilt some beer on his blue suede shoes. Uh huh.

I think he has an ear implant. On one of the videos he was not checked above the neck. And his 90+ accuraxy is awesome)

I think he has Vladimir Kramnik hidden in his hair.

@Kewin3 said in #7:
> Maybe he ate a stockfish
maybe he put something in magnus drink ;)

@Crapablanca64 Nieman is Kramnik in disguise! Thats why people were moaning about his accent. It all makes perfect sense now!

my money is on a rectal implant, plenty of nerves down there and he only needs a few bits of input, plus he knows the chess community will do anything to prevent cheating but they won't do that.

@eeerrrttt said in #1:
> if hans is cheating, what could be the ways he is doing it?

Hans Niemann is doubtlessly a Cyborg, the future of Humankind. He not only has Stockfish in his brain, but he has augmented implants in his legs, arms, and upper torso, making him nearly invincible. He is clearly able to produce the moves of Stockfish without any external device, and he is more than capable of jumping 12 feet into the air with no assistance.

In an epic show of cowardice, Magnus removed himself from the tournament, unable to face this new kind of fearsome opponent.

What will be the future rules regarding cyborgs in chess competitions? Only time will tell.

Anal beads

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11211325/Did-chess-grandmaster-use-anal-beads-beat-world-No-1-Magnus-Carlsen-Bizarre-rumour-sweeps-sport.html

ofc Professor Booty had to bring up the anal beads, i bet he wasnt even googling for HN when he found that source :P

If Hans Niemann wanted to troll his next OTB opponents, he could start his games by pressing a finger to his ear and whispering, "testing, testing, one, two, three...."