What was your most emotional reaction to a lost Chess game, ever?

I went binge drinking and woke up on a beach in Cancun. The hotel worker just looked at me and said "oh, another one of those Lichess players"

I got angry at the person who beat me, even though the player beat me fair and square and they did nothing malicious in any way, and assumed they were a child murderer to calm myself down.

I do that a lot, child murderers.